I just went to pee today. After my exciting pot o’ blood that i peed in the urinal yesterday, I have resorted to make sure I use the stalls, lest the urinal not flush, and I’m stuck with the dilemma of what to do with the bloody tinkle.
So I walk into the stall — the last one, the handicap one, because the other two doors were closed. (And judging by the amount of newspaper on the floor, someone brought their dog to work today.)
I walk into the stall and see this…
Now WTF is this? Did the person who preceded me think he would do me a favor by creating a seat tissue-cushion for me? How thoughtful. Or was he just too lazy to slip the paper into the potty when he stood up? WTF!? I was seriously grossed out by the thought of someone’s ass-sweat-soaked tissue toilet cover waiting for disposal. I knocked that shit in the toilet with my foot and pissed all over it (and it hurt 🙁 /cry).