Ya know, I understand that everyone likes a good wank. Some people do it at home. Some people do it in public places. Some people do it under restaurant tables. And all i can say is wank away.
BUT. If you are going to wank at work — do NOT wank in the urinal and not flush. Truthfully, I don’t know if someone is droppin’ babies in there or not. All I know is that everytime I go to pee, I have to stare into this globlar *something* (that looks like wankage) that glues itself to the porcelain. My high-pressured, well-aimed pee will not dislodge it from the surface.
So, please — do not wank in the urinal, Mr. Person-Who-Shares-My-Urinal. If you are not wanking, then go to a doctor and get your shit checked, because you got something funky coming from somewhere.