Well according to Google (at least 16 pages of Google anway):
Terrorism makes baby jesus cry.
CBS makes baby jesus cry.
Over-seas outsourcing makes baby jesus cry.
Lying makes baby jesus cry.
Google makes baby jesus cry.
Ass sex makes baby jesus cry.
Web-based mail makes baby jesus cry.
Apache makes baby jesus cry.
Verdana font makes baby jesus cry.
Swimmer’s ear makes baby jesus cry.
Book raping makes baby jesus cry. (Do I really even want to know?)
Bum sex makes baby jesus cry.
Pseudoscience makes baby jesus cry.
Unneccisary Japanese makes baby jesus cry.
George Bush makes baby jesus cry. (Makes us all cry, Jesus.)
Lies may make baby jesus cry, but transexual sex makes baby jesus cry harder.
Dubbed Anime makes baby jesus cry.
Drinking before noon makes baby jesus cry.
TYPING IN ALL CAPS makes baby jesus cry.
Your mom makes baby jesus cry.
Excess verbage makes baby jesus cry.
Decompression makes baby jesus cry.
PERL makes baby jesus cry.
Red lettering on a gunmetal grey background makes baby jesus cry.
Bestiality makes baby jesus cry.
Homophobia makes baby jesus cry.