Thought I’d give a little update on the shit-ola in my life. Firstly — can I just say that the veins in my hands are standing out like a nasty ass mountain range. It’s actually a comfortable temperature in my place for once, and my hands must think they’re in heaven. Blood is flowing, veins are throbbing … wow, sounds sadly porn-like. Actually, looking at my hands with only the glow of the LCD monitor … I look fuckin’ old. I wonder if they can do botox for the hands. Do you think that would make you like … hand-dumb? Can’t move your fingers? Or would it cut off circulation? Maybe we should volunteer Dolly Parton for a test.

I had more dental work done today … ANOTHER two crowns on the top. I’ve had almost my entire top set of teeth redone in the past two months. Major difference. That’s 12 crowns in total. Peter told me in an email today, “why is that every time we talk, you’re crowning?” But I have to say — my teeth and gums look 1,000,000 times better than they did before.

The miracles of modern dentistry. Impressive wouldn’t you say?

Let’s see … in other news … You’ll all be pleased as punch to know that I’ve not pissed any more rocks. Hooray for good days. Everything in my life is now in a soft focus, similar to those douche commercials of the mother and daughter walking on the beach. Well, i guess we assume they’re mother and daughter … could be two lesbians who’ve taken a liking to after-dinner douching. So, life is good. Of course, that could also be because I double my Lexapro dosage. Either way … at least I know I can get good quality douches from the Dollar Store.

In my spare time (read: immediately after work till I go to bed) I’ve been playing Kingdom Hearts 2, a delightful little game on the PS2. Thus far, I’ve not been all that impressed by it. The first one was better. Well … that was until the little shock I got tonite. For those who don’t know, I’m a boy named Sora, and fight through all these Disney Movie Worlds (ie, Mulan, Hercules, Alladin, Little Mermaid, etc.) and kill bad guys with Donald Duck and Goofy. Well, tonite I got sucked into the Steamboat Willie world. It was AMAZING. Everything was black and white, the sound was sorta muted and static-y like the old cartoons — and all the characters reverted back to their old design. Here’s a screenshot of what it looked like.

I hope the rest of the gave is as surprising as that was. So far, the only “summon” they gave me was Chicken Little — what a fuckin’ disappointment that is. PARTICULARLY after my coworker Tina told me I LOOKED LIKE HIM. What a bitch. I don’t look like Chicken Little at all — see the pics above if you don’t believe me.

Anyway – it’s not 11:15 — I’m tired as hell, and I need to go to bed. Just thought I’d check in so my stalkers can catch up on what’s going on in my life that they didn’t discover when perusing my garbage and used douche bottles.