Wanna mess with the mind of a 5-year-old?
I was propositioned today to warp a child (no, not like Jacko, you perv.). Well … not so much warp as blatantly lie and decieve. Apparently this particular child, whom we’ll call “Sloan”, has been very naughty (and not in that “good” kind’a naughty way.). Being bad in church, not following directions, downloading porn … and his mother is in need of assistance.
Michael to the rescue. I have been asked to impersonate (LOL) an elf from the North Pole and basically say “Big Brother’s watching you. Be good or you’re going to Hell with all the other bad angels.” I get to play demented elf — (not that scary dentist elf like in that Rudolph movie.) What great fun is this!!!?