Would it be bad to tell Jesus to “Go To Hell?”
I’m prolly going to hell for that — but it was a question that came up in a discussion with my new internet boyfriend, Adam. We were internetting about this, that, and the other, and we started to speak of Jesus and if Christ were to come before we were ever able to meet. And I said, well I’d just have to tell Jesus to go back to Heaven — which mutated to going to Hell.
Actually — I heard that the Catholic church is offering a new fat-free Communion wafer called “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jesus . . . ”