Finally. The fucker is out. It’s actually four pieces — tho I didn’t keep the two tiny pieces. It came out during the nite — woke me up, had to pee — was peeing, then had that turrible sharp knife pain and was like “uh oh.” So I stopped mid-stream (which is a nightmare in and of itself) to grab the strainer.
Out pops a little one, then out pops the daddy. And as i’m bleeding, two more tiny pieces come out. But. Glory be — it is out. I still bleed when I pee — but that will stop. Hopefully.
Here ya go — to see my new sons.