I was sitting in our brand marketing meeting today, and they gave our sample foods — one of which was a god-awful fortune cookie. Was akin to sucking on a rock. The fortunes were lame — and all seemed to be ripped. Go figure.
Here are some fortunes I would like to see in a fortune cookie sometime.
“Yes, that dress really does make you look fat.”
“Yah, well fuck you.”
“You will not win the lottery, invest in your child’s college education.”
“Your wife slept with our cook, Jose.”
“R.I.P. Miss Coco”
“Maybe next time you should go for the salad.”