I was talking with Alex over lunch about The Dresden Dolls and how crack-esque some of their songs are. She told me I should listen to this song “Missed Me” — that it’s awesome. (We are also talking about fucked up relationships are, that they’re so complex that they should be as simple as the song suggests (if you kiss me, that must mean you think i’m pretty, if you think i’m pretty, that must mean you want to fuck me, if you want to fuck me, that must mean you love me …) But it so doesn’t work that way, does it. Relationships are messy and draining. Nothing’s clear cut and consistant. Well, I guess that’s not necessarily true for ALL relationships. I have friends who have beautiful relationships that work very well. I just haven’t been so lucky myself. Hmm. I guess that’s pretty consistant in and of itself.
But I digress … Here are some of the lyrics to Missed Me.

missed me missed me now you’ve got to kiss me
if you kiss me mister you must think im pretty
if you think so mister you must want to fuck me
if you fuck me mister it must mean you love me
if you love me mister you would never leave me
it’s as simple as can be!
missed me missed me now you’ve got to kiss me
if you miss me mister why do you keep leaving
if you trick me mister i will make you suffer
and they’ll get you mister put you in the slammer and forget
you mister then i think you’ll miss me won’t you miss me
won’t you miss me
missed me missed me now you’ve got to kiss me
if you kiss me mister take responsibility
i’m fragile mister just like any girl would be
and so misunderstood (so treat me delicately!)