Hey,  guess what.  It’s summer.  In Texas.  It’s raining every damn day for 20 minutes — just long enough to make everything feel swassy and gross.

I can’t.  I just can’t.  Maybe it’s the old age.  Maybe it’s just hotter than I ever remember it being.  But it is ONLY JULY.  Lort Jesus help us.

It’s this.  All over again.