I will admit that this has been probably one of the worst weeks in a very long time. Having a kidney stone sucks really hard. What’s even worse than that is having THREE kidney stones and passing them all in a 3 day period. Granted, I’m very happy that they all came out so close together and didn’t leave me in agony for an extended period of time.

Firstly, I’d been having this pinching feeling in my dick — which, ask pretty much any of my friends — was extremely unpleasant, and left me grabbing myself more often than not. For some reason, “one” of my kidney stones was sloughing off a bunch of skin on the way out, and so all that skin had to come out. OMG, it hurt.

When i passed the first stone, it came out in this nasty tissue-wrapped package. And it turned out to be TWO stones, not one. They weren’t connected. Each one was about 2-3mm. And it was in this nasty bloody tissue. It was like I was having a really heavy flow, chunks and all. (Wow, that must made me throw up a little in my mouth.)

So glory be to god in egg shells that it finally came out. I thought maybe that was the big one the catscan saw, since they were packaged together.

Alas, I was wrong. This morning, out came the 5mm stone. I didn’t even feel it until I peed it out. I was like … “oh.” and had to go in after it.

So my system is mostly clear of stones for the time being. Knock on wood.
I think God owes me a really nice dinner for putting me through all this.