When you read the CNN headline “D’Angelo critically injured in SUV crash” and your mind instantly thinks, “OMG, Beverly D’Angelo was in a wreck!?” — that’s how you know you’re an old fag.

Who is Beverly D’Angelo? Well, she’s no “R&B crooner”. LOL She was Shelia in the movie version of Hair — and she was the mom in National Lampoon’s European Vacation.
I’m such a freak. LOL