My darling friend Alex sent this to me, and I just thought it was way too fun to keep to myself. So – learn about God.

  • God is a mammal
  • He appears if you repetitively press Ctrl+Alt+Delete (at least 5 times).
  • God is away on business please leave a message.
  • God could quite easily create a rock so heavy that not even He could lift it. He just doesn’t want to.
  • God is frequently confused with Dave Cauvin and Caroline Bardwell.
  • God doesn’t mind his job, but what he’s really always wanted to do is write sitcom about a group of greek holidaymakers from the moon.
  • God invented the sport of lacrosse, he strongly disagrees with the sport of ironing
  • God smells like winter rain.
  • God farts like men.
  • God could kick your ass, but he’s afraid of what everyone else’s imaginary friends might think.
  • God eats chips.
  • God was cancelled.
  • God may actually be synonomous with Clint Eastwood.
  • E.C. is God, but in 31337, Bob will become God.
  • God is actually a Pok